Son of a breach

Text 2 Jun

I want to make some shells and cheese but I’m too sore to move and I’ll make too much noise

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saddeer:

tonight was not very good and im kinda upset

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Text 2 Jun

I’d love whoever gave me a good backrub for all of eternity

Text 2 Jun

wow ouch I’m feeling pretty sore

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zangen:

mashiankrekku:

thegoodcommissar:

nazerine:

des-pudels-kern:

albinotaters:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”

THKBNFJS…

THKBNFJSTHLAYBNDG

um

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mashiankrekku:

kyleehenke:

jesus chriST

…fuck

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Text 31 May

I FOUND A VIDEO CALLED SECRETS TO KAMA SUTRA WHILE I WAS LOOKING FOR THE FIRST MEN IN BLACK VHS

NO

OH GOD IT’S BEEN WATCHED, TOO THERE’S NO PLASTIC OVER THE THING OH GOGD NO

Text 30 May

haha wow fuck you too body